Public defecator Colon... Ahem, Colin Murphy, 23, from Cincinnati, Ohio was arrested on Sunday 29th May after he stripped naked and defecated on a self-checkout machine.
On Sunday evening, Colin Murphy walked into a Kroger Market slurring his speech and smelling of Alcohol, he staggered near a male employee and stripped naked.
Whilst people were startled by his disrobing he popped on a self-check out machine, stunning everyone by his shameful act.
The police were called out to the scene of the crime and Colin Murphy was arrested and charged with public indecency, reported by The Smoking Gun.
After seeing a judge on Monday his bail was set at $2000(£1400) and barred from returning to the Kroger Market after his embarrassing public defecation.