On Tuesday, January 9th, the Tallahassee police department were called to a flooded restaurant after a man ripped a urinal off the bathroom wall and ran naked into the woods.
The TPD reported on Facebook that the incident occurred at the Miller's Ale House on Apalachee Parkway, located in Tallahassee, Florida. The suspect, in his 20s, walked into the sports bar at approximately 11 pm, he entered the bathroom, moments later he exited the bathroom soaking wet after he ripped a urinal off the wall.
The suspect was confronted by 'angry and soggy shoed employees', and the suspect did what any man who rips a urinal off the wall would do, he stripped off his clothes and ran straight into the woods and managed to avoid capture. The surprising twist, none of the suspects discarded clothing were found.
Investigators are asking anyone with information about this incident to call (850) 891-4200, or Crime Stoppers at (850) 574-TIPS.
The TPD left a message for the culprit, "Video of the suspect was turned over to officers so members of the Criminal Investigations Bureau should be identifying the bad guy and paying a visit soon. I hope he finds clothing before they arrive. Awwwwwkward!"